Qualities of Men as evaluated by the Women

1. Men are like Laxatives 
They irritate the crap out of you. 

2. Men are like Weather 
Nothing can be done to change 
them. 

3. Men are like  Blenders 
You need One, but you're not quite sure why.. 

4. Men are like Commercials 
You can't believe a word they say. 

5. Men are like  Department Stores 
Their clothes are always 1/2 off! 

6. Men are like  Government Bonds 
.... They take soooooooo long to mature.

7. Men are like  Mascara 
They usually run at the first sign of emotion. 

8. Men are like  Popcorn 
They satisfy you, but only for a little while. 

9. Men are like Lava Lamps 
Fun to look at, but not very bright. 

10. Men are like  Parking Spots 
All the good ones are taken, the rest are 
handicapped.

Courtesy: Martha Northrup