Marketing Director!

When his yacht floundered in heavy seas the blond
radioed the Coast Guard for help. The Coast Guard
radioed back, "What is your position?"
"I'm marketing director of a medium-sized software
company."
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_We are in the same biz

The minister waited in line to have his car filled
with gas just before Labor Day weekend. The
attendant worked quickly, but there were many cars
ahead of him. Finally, the attendant motioned him
toward a vacant pump. "Reverend," said the young man,
"I'm so sorry about the delay. It seems as if
everyone waits until the last minute to get ready for
a long trip."
The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean. It's the
same in my business."