Alphabates!

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, and then said, "You're A, B,
C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely. What
about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
 
Courtesy: Janice Beasley.