Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at
one end and a fool on the other.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes
of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without
passing through the minds of either.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power
is defeated by feminine water power
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens and everybody disagrees later on
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office: A place where you go to relax after your
strenuous home life
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open
their mouth.
one end and a fool on the other.
Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes
of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without
passing through the minds of either.
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the
number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power
is defeated by feminine water power
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody
listens and everybody disagrees later on
Classic: A book which people praise, but do not read
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight
Office: A place where you go to relax after your
strenuous home life
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open
their mouth.
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