Sunday, 26 June 2016

A priest, a rabbi, a doctor and a lawyer are gathered at a mutual friend's graveside to mourn his passing.

The priest says to the others, "I think our good friend would have liked to take something with him to his next life." He pulls a $100 bill from his wallet and drops it on the casket.

The rabbi agrees, "That's a fine idea," and drops his own $100 bill on the casket.

The doctor, not to be outdone, does the same.

The lawyer murmurs, "What a wonderful thought," as he gazes down at their friend's casket. Whipping out his pen, he quickly writes a check for $400, drops it into the grave and takes the three $100 bills as change.

Received from Thomas Ellsworth.

Thursday, 23 June 2016

A teacher was asked to fill out a questionnaire. One question asked, "Give two reasons for entering the teaching profession."
The teacher wrote, "July and August."

Wednesday, 22 June 2016

In the News:

It happened again. Yesterday yet another person jumped the White House fence. On the bright side, at least Michelle Obama is finally getting more Americans to exercise.

Sunday, 19 June 2016

"A mother is not a person to lean on but a person to make leaning unnecessary."