Friday, 31 August 2012

Netting The Surf

A father and son saw a fisherman standing waist-deep in the
water, repeatedly casting a net into the surging tide, but
it seemed every time he pulled it in, the net was empty.

"Look how hard he works to support his family," Dad

observed. "We can learn a lot from his perseverance."

"Aw, Dad," quipped his computer-savvy son, "he isn't

working; he's just netting the surf!"

- Reader's Digest

Thursday, 30 August 2012

Bank on Strike

Did you hear the one about the bank where the employees went
on strike, leaving the bank officers to do the teller's

While the strike was on, a customer called the bank to ask

if they were open.

They told her that they had two windows open.

Then the caller asked, "Can't I just come through the front

  Courtesy : Doc's Daily Chuckle.

Wednesday, 29 August 2012


The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise
visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant,
he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.

"Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner


"Three hundred bucks," replied the young man.

Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner

counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands,
and said, "Here's a week's pay -- now get out and don't come

Turning to one of the supervisors, he said, "How long has

that lazy bum been working here anyway?"

"He's not an employee," said the supervisor. "He was just

here to deliver a pizza!"

Courtesy: Thomas Ellsworth.

Tuesday, 28 August 2012


I was signing the receipt for my credit card purchase when the clerk noticed that I had never signed my name on the back of the credit card. She informed me that she would not complete the transaction unless the card was signed.  When I asked why, she explained that it was necessary to compare the signature on the credit card with the signature I just signed on the receipt. So I signed the credit card in front of her.  She carefully compared that signature to the one I signed on the receipt.  As luck would have it, they matched.

After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic.  My boss said, "Really? Where is Monosyllabia?"  Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia.  He replied, "Oh, you mean over by Croatia?"

An actual tip from page 16 of the HP 'Environmental, Health & Safety Handbook for Employees': "Blink your eyelids periodically to lubricate your eyes."

I live in a semi-rural area.  We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road.   The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.

Monday, 27 August 2012

These will make u laugh

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, 'Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!'

Miraculously, a parking place appeared.

Paddy looked up again and said, 'Never mind, I found one.'

Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and asks the first man he meets, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

The man said, 'I do, Father.'

The priest said, 'Then stand over there against the wall.'

Then the priest asked the second man, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

'Certainly, Father,' the man replied.

'Then stand over there against the wall,' said the priest.

Then Father Murphy walked up to O'Toole and asked, 'Do you want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'No, I don't Father.'

The priest said, 'I don't believe this. You mean to tell me that when you die you don't want to go to heaven?'

O'Toole said, 'Oh, when I die , yes. I thought you were getting a group together to go right now.'

Courtesy: Martha Northrup

Saturday, 25 August 2012

Difficult 2 Solve

 A road crew supervisor hired Ole to assist with painting the yellowline down the middle of the road. He was skeptical about hiring him, but he appeared enthusiastic and told him that he really needed the job. At least his wife Lena told him so. He explained to Ole that his work day would be to complete 2 miles of line on the road, and he was set up with brushes and paint and got him started.

 After the first day, the supervisor was pleased to find that he did an excellent job and was able to paint 4 miles of road in his 8 hour shift. He told him that he did an excellent job and how pleased he was with his progress.

 On the second day, Ole completed painting 2 miles of road. His supervisor was surprised that on day one, he had completed twice as much work, but did not say anything, as 2 miles of road was the amount that the job required anyway. He decided to just accept it, and to look forward to the next day when he was sure that he would pick up his speed again.

 On day 3, the supervisor was shocked to learn that in his 8 hour shift, Ole only completed painting 1 mile of road. He was called into the supervisor's office and asked what was the problem .. "On your first day, you completed 4 miles of road, on your second day, 2 miles of road, and now on day 3, you were only able to complete 1 mile of road. Can I ask you, what is the problem?

""Vell," Ole replied, "I'll tell you vhat, but I tought you'd a already know. Every day I vas getting farder and farder avay from da paint can".

Courtesy: Martha Northrup

Friday, 24 August 2012

Lion Chasing!

A man was walking along the street when he saw a crowd of
people running toward him. He stopped one of the runners and
asked, "What's happening?"

The runner replied breathlessly, "A lion has escaped from

the city zoo."

"Oh no! Which way is it heading?"

"Well, you don't think we're chasing it, do you?"

  Courtesy: Becky Day.

Thursday, 23 August 2012

God's Address

Durng "children's time" in the worship service, the kids
came forward and the pastor, wanting to teach about prayer,
asked, "How can we talk with God?"

The pastor produced paper and envelope and said, "Maybe we
can write God a letter. Does anyone know God's address?"

The group said no.

Then the pastor pulled out his cell phone and said, "Maybe
we can telephone God. Does anyone know God's phone number?"

The response was again negative.

Then the pastor displayed his laptop computer and said,
"Maybe we can send God an e-mail!"

A little five-year-old boy enthusiastically said, "Yeah, try

Courtesy:  Doc's Daily Chuckle.

Wednesday, 22 August 2012

Keeping Straight Face In Court

     Q: How was your first marriage terminated?
     A: By death.
     Q: And by whose death was it terminated?
     Q: Can you describe the individual?
     A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
     Q: Was this a male, or a female?
     Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?
     A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.

     Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
     A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
     Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school  did you go to?      
     A: Oral.
     Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
     A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
     Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
     A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

     Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?
     Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
     A: No.
     Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
     A: No.
     Q: Did you check for breathing?
     A: No.
     Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
     A: No.
     Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
     A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
     Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
     A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

Funny Jokes 2 Make U Laugh

1.   You can't count your hair.
2.  You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3.  You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
     Put your tongue back in silly.

10 Things I know about you...
1)   You are reading this.
2)  You are human.
3)  You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4)  You just attempted to do it.
6)  You are laughing at yourself.
7)  You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5.
8)  You just checked to see if there is a No.5.
9)  You laughed at this but are convinced that everyone else will too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.


Monday, 20 August 2012

Preach And Execute

A preacher and a the president of a soap manufacturing
company went for a walk together.

The president said, "What good is religion? Look at all the
trouble and misery of the world! Still there, even after
years, thousands of years, of teaching about goodness and
truth and love and peace. Still there, after all the sermons
and teachings. If religion is good and true, why should this

The preacher said nothing.

They continued walking until he noticed a child playing in

the gutter. Then the preacher said, "Look at that child. You
say that soap makes people clean, but see the dirt on that
youngster. Of what good is soap? With all the soap in the
world, over all these years, the child is still filthy. I
wonder how effective soap is, after all!"

The president of the soap company protested, "But preacher,

soap can't do any good unless it is used!"

"Exactly," replied the preacher. "Exactly."


 Courtesy: Andychap.

Sunday, 19 August 2012

Laughter is best medicine

Every Wife is a "Mistress" for her Husband.
"Miss" for one hour & "Stress" for the rest 23 hours!

There are 2 times when a Man doesn't understand a Woman.
Before Marriage and After Marriage.

My Husband And I Divorced Over Religious Differences.
He Thought He Was God, and I Didn't.

Husband Throwing Darts at His Wife's Photo and Not Even a Single One Hitting the Target...
>From Another Room Wife Called The Husband: Honey What Are You Doing ?

Husband: "MISSING YOU"...


Women are like phones:
They like to be held, talked to and touched often.
But push the wrong button and you're disconnected.......

Difference Between Complete & Finish...

People say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISH.
But there is...

When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE....
And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED.....
And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are ... COMPLETELY FINISHED!

There are 3 kinds of men in the world:

Some remain single & make wonders happen,

Some have girlfriends & see wonders happen,

The rest get married & just wonder what happened!

At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?

The other replied, "Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

Courtsy: Martha Northrup

Saturday, 18 August 2012

Great Innovation

A woman walks into a butcher shop and asks the butcher how
much a pound of tenderloin is.

"$12 per pound," replies the butcher.

"Are you sure? That can't be," says the lady.

"Look, madam, it says right here on the card that it's $12

per pound."

"But that seems so high compared to other butchers in the


"Lady, maybe they gave you the price for a poorer cut of


"No, the butcher across the street said it was $9 per

pound," she says.

"Well, then, why don't you go buy it there?" asks the


"Because they are all out."

"Well, when I'm all out, I sell it for $8 per pound,"

retorts the butcher.

Courtesy: Big Mac Clean Joke Attack.

Friday, 17 August 2012

Court Proceedings Will Make U Laugh

     Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when   he woke up that morning?              
     A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
     Q: And why did that upset you?
     A: My name is Susan.

     Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved     voodoo or the occult?       
     A: We both do.
     Q: Voodoo?
     A: We do.
     Q: You do?
     A: Yes, voodoo.

     Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning   
     A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?      Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

     Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?
     Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
     A: Yes.
     Q: And what were you doing at that time?

     Q: She had three children, right?
     A: Yes.
     Q: How many were boys?
     A: None.
     Q: Were there any girls?

Thursday, 16 August 2012

Satire U Will Enjoy

A male statue on a museum pedestal watched with great
interest as a female statue was placed beside him.

"Hello, I'm made of exotic brown marble," he introduced

himself. "What is your background?"

"Oh, my background is impeccable," she answered. "I'm made

of the finest ivory to be found anywhere on earth."

"You sure are beautiful! I know this is sudden, but I

already care for you. Will you marry me?"

"How do I know you will always give me the respect that fine

ivory deserves?"

"Oh, my dear, I love you so much already -- I could never

take you for granite!"

Courtesy: Louise Norman.

Wednesday, 15 August 2012

Torments Of Keeping Calm In Court

     Q: Are you sexually active?
     A: No, I just lie there.
     Q: What is your date of birth?
     A: July 15.
     Q: What year?
     A: Every year.

     Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
     A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

     Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
     A: Yes.
     Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
     A: I forget.
     Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something    
  that you've forgotten?

     Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
     A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
     Q: How long has he lived with you?
      A: Forty-five years.


Tuesday, 14 August 2012


The CIA loses track of one of its operatives, and so calls
in one of their top spy hunters.

The CIA boss says, "All I can tell you is that his name is

Murphy and that he's somewhere in Ireland. If you think
you've located him, tell him the code words, 'The weather
forecast calls for mist in the morning.' If it's really him,
he'll answer, 'Yes, and for mist at noon as well.'"

So the spy hunter goes to Ireland and stops in a bar in one

of the small towns. He says to the bartender, "Maybe you can
help me. I'm looking for a guy named Murphy."

The bartender replies, "You're going to have to be more

specific because, around here, there are lots of guys named
Murphy. There's Murphy the Baker, who runs the pastry shop
on the next block. There's Murphy the Banker, who's
president of our local savings bank. There's Murphy the
Blacksmith, who works at the stables. And, as a matter of
fact, my name is Murphy, too."

Hearing this, the spy hunter figures he might as well try

the code words on bartender, so he says, "The weather
forecast calls for mist in the morning."

The bartender replies, "Oh, you're looking for Murphy the

Spy. He lives right down the street."

Courtesy: Thomas Ellsworth.

Monday, 13 August 2012

How Do U Like 2 Laugh ?

  Qantas Airlines: Repair Division

In case you need a laugh:

Remember, it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a high school diploma to fix one.

After every flight, Qantas pilots fill out a form, called a 'Gripe Sheet' which tells mechanics about problems with the aircraft.

The mechanics correct the problems; document their repairs on the form, and then pilots review the Gripe Sheets before the next flight.

Never let it be said that ground crews lack a 
sense of humour.
Here are some actual maintenance complaints submitted by Qantas' pilots (marked with a P) and the solutions recorded (marked with an S) by maintenance engineers.

By the way, Qantas is the only major airline that has never, ever, had an accident.

P: Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement.
S: Almost replaced left inside main tyre.

P: Test flight OK, except auto-land very rough.
S: Auto-land not installed on this aircraft.

P: Something loose in cockpit.
S: Something tightened in cockpit.

P: Dead bugs on windshield.
S: Live bugs on back-order

P:Autopilot in altitude-hold mode produces a 200 feet per minute descent.
S: Cannot reproduce problem on ground.

P: Evidence of leak on right main landing gear.
S: Evidence removed.

P: DME volume unbelievably loud.
S: DME volume set to more believable level.

P: Friction locks cause throttle levers to stick.
 S: That's what friction locks are for.

P: IFF inoperative in OFF mode.
S: IFF always inoperative in OFF mode.

P: Suspected crack in windshield
S: Suspect you're right

P: Number 3 Engine Missing
S: Engine found on right wing after brief search

P:Aircraft handles funny
S: Aircraft warned to straighten up, fly right, and be serious.
P: Target radar hums.
S: Reprogrammed target radar with lyrics.

P:  Mouse in cockpit.
S: Cat installed.

And the best one for last..................
P: Noise coming from under instrument panel.
Sounds like a midget pounding on something with a hammer.
S: Took hammer away from midget

Courtesy: Martha Northrup




Sunday, 12 August 2012


I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.

I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven? '

' NO! ' the children answered

If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?'

Again, the answer was ' NO! '

 If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?

Again, they all answered ' NO! '

I was just bursting
 with pride for them.

I continued, ' Then how can I get into heaven? '

A six year-old boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN
 ' DEAD...." 

Courtesy: Martha Northrup

Saturday, 11 August 2012

Who Created The Chaos

A doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist were
sitting around late one evening, and they got to discussing which was the oldest profession.

The doctor pointed out that according to biblical tradition,God created Eve from Adam's rib. This obviously required surgery, so therefore that was the oldest profession in the world.

The engineer countered with an earlier passage in the Bible that stated that God created order from the chaos, and that was most certainly the biggest and best civil engineering example ever, and also proved that his profession was the oldest profession.

The computer scientist leaned back in her chair, and with a sly smile responded, "Yes, but who do you think created the chaos?"

Courtesy: ArcaMax Jokes.


Friday, 10 August 2012


George Phillips, an elderly man, from Walled Lake, Michigan, was going up to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left  the light on in the garden shed, which she could see from  the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed  stealing things.

 He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"
 He said "No," but some people are breaking into my shed and stealing from me.  Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock your doors and an officer will be along when one is available"

 George said, "Okay."
 He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again.  "Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them right now." and he hung up.  Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.  One of the Policemen said to George, "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"  George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"  
 Courtesy: Martha Northup

Thursday, 9 August 2012

Ingenuinity At Its Hilarious Best

The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.. Here are the 2009 winners:

1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

2. Ignoranus : A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

3. Intaxication : Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

4. Reintarnation : Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

5. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

6. Foreploy : Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

7. Giraffiti : Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

8. Sarchasm : The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

9. Inoculatte : To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

10. Osteopornosis : A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.) 

Courtesy: Martha Northrup

Logic and the English language

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?

Why do people recite at a play
Yet play at a recital?

Park on driveways and
Drive on parkways

You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
Of a language where a house can burn up as
It burns down

And in which you fill in a form

By filling it out

And a bell is only heard once it goes!

English was invented by people, not computers
And it reflects the creativity of the human race
(Which of course isn’t a race at all)

And why it is that when I wind up my watch
It starts
But when I wind up this observation
It ends.

Wednesday, 8 August 2012


Logic and the English language

Let’s face it
English is a stupid language.

There is no egg in the eggplant

No ham in the hamburger

And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.

English muffins were not invented in England.

French fries were not invented in France.

We sometimes take English for granted
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that

Quicksand takes you down slowly

Boxing rings are square

And a guinea pig is neither from
Guinea nor is it a pig

If writers write, how come fingers don’t fing.

If the plural of tooth is teeth
Shouldn’t the plural of phone booth be phone beeth

If the teacher taught,
Why didn’t the preacher praught.

Tuesday, 7 August 2012

Satire Humour Witticism

Coffee , n. The person upon whom one coughs.

2. Flabbergasted , adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

3. Abdicate , v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

4. Esplanade , v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

5. Willy-nilly , adj. Impotent.

6. Negligent , adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

7. Lymph , v. To walk with a lisp

8. Gargoyle , n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

9. Flatulence , n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

10. Balderdash , n. A rapidly receding hairline.

11. Testicle , n. A humorous question on an exam.

12. Rectitude , n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

13. Pokemon , n.. A Rastafarian proctologist.

14. Oyster , n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

15. Frisbeetarianism , n.. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

16. Circumvent , n. An opening in the front of jockey shorts worn by Jewish men. 

Courtesy: Martha Northrup

Monday, 6 August 2012

This will bring laughter

Hi Marve,

Thought I'd send a short e-mail to apologize about our lunch

date yesterday ... I don't know what made me think we could
chat and catch up with the baby there ... guess I've learned
my lesson -- you just can't have any kind of sensible
conversatii) ###yyt JJ9swwb3@@kkjnn xbbp $mmk???
zzllwwpzt#BBBp223# #jjjj(((dfsssw4 ---// ... -- with kids

Courtesy: Keith Sullivan.

Sunday, 5 August 2012

More New Phrases For 20th Century

Percussive Maintenance: The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

Uninstalled: Euphemism for being fired. Heard on the voicemail of a vice president at a downsizing computer firm: 

"You have reached the number of an uninstalled vice president. Please dial our main number and ask the operator for assistance."

Vulcan Nerve Pinch: The taxing hand position required to reach all the appropriate keys for certain commands. For instance, the warm re-boot for a Mac II computer involves simultaneously pressing the Control key, the Command key, the Return key, and the Power On key.

Yuppie Food Stamps: The ubiquitous $20 bills spewed out of ATMs everywhere. Often used when trying to split the bill after a meal: "We all owe $8 each, but all anybody's got is yuppie food stamps."

Saturday, 4 August 2012


Chips and Salsa: Chips = hardware, salsa = software. "Well, first we gotta figure out if the problem's in your chips or your salsa."

Flight Risk: Used to describe employees who are suspected of planning to leave a company or department soon.

GOOD Job: A "Get-Out-Of-Debt" job. A well-paying job people take in order to pay off their debts, one that they will quit as soon as they are solvent again.

Irritainment: Entertainment and media spectacles that are annoying, but you find yourself unable to stop watching them. The O.J. trials were a prime example.

Friday, 3 August 2012

Nice Sarcasm With Humour

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to
the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York.

As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd
like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii and my red
suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, but we can't do that."

"Really? I am so relieved to hear you say that, because

that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"

Courtesy:Thomas Ellsworth.

Customer gets a topical cream. Directions: Apply locally two
times a day.

Customer says to the pharmacist: "I can't apply locally; I'm

going overseas."

Courtesy: ArcaMax Jokes.

Thursday, 2 August 2012

Another Satire Involving A Blonde

  This  is the story of the poor dizzy blonde flying in a two-seater

   airplane  with just the pilot. He has a heart attack  and dies. 

   She, frantic,  calls out a May  Day.

  "May Day! May Day! Help  me! Help me! My

   pilot had a heart attack and is dead, and I don't

  know  how to fly. Help me! Please help  me!"

  She hears a voice over the radio saying:
 "This is Air Traffic Control and I have

  you  loud and clear. I will talk you through this and

  get you back on the  ground. I've had a lot of

   experience with this kind of   problem.
  'Now,  just  take a deep breath. Everything will be fine!
   Now give me  your  height and position."

   She says

"I'm 5'4" and
  I'm in the front seat."
  "O.K."  says  the voice on the radio....  

"Repeat after me: Our Father. . Who art in Heaven. . .  

Courtesy: Martha Northrup

Wednesday, 1 August 2012

Humourous Selling Technique

There were two grocers, Smith and Jones, in the same street. Smith had a sign in his window: "Avocados, 50 cents each." A woman went in and asked for some. "Sorry, love," said Smith, "I haven't got any in just now; come back on Wednesday."

So she went on up the street to Jones. But his avocados were $2.00 each! But at least he had them in stock.

"That's a bit steep, isn't it? Smith's are only 50 cents each."

"Yeah," said Jones, "and when I haven't got any in stock, mine also are only 50 cents a piece!"

Couresy: ArcaMax Jokes.