Friday, 27 March 2015

I work for an airline reservations office and was describing
the rules for a deep-discount airfare to a customer. I ended
by saying "This fare doesn't allow any checked baggage."

"That's okay," the customer responded quickly. "Mine are
striped."

Thursday, 26 March 2015

How to manage a Football Team!

The University of North Carolina football team has
announced plans to expand to three squads next year.
One squad will play offense, another will play defense
and the third will attend classes.

Sunday, 16 November 2014

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."