Tuesday 21 August 2012

Funny Jokes 2 Make U Laugh

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD.
1.   You can't count your hair.
2.  You can't wash your eyes with soap.
3.  You can't breathe when your tongue is out.
     Put your tongue back in silly.

 
10 Things I know about you...
 
1)   You are reading this.
2)  You are human.
3)  You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.
4)  You just attempted to do it.
6)  You are laughing at yourself.
7)  You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5.
8)  You just checked to see if there is a No.5.
9)  You laughed at this but are convinced that everyone else will too.
10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

 COURTESY: MARTHA NORTHRUP

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