Wednesday 15 August 2012

Torments Of Keeping Calm In Court


     Q: Are you sexually active?
     A: No, I just lie there.
 
     Q: What is your date of birth?
     A: July 15.
     Q: What year?
     A: Every year.

     Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
     A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

     Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
     A: Yes.
     Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
     A: I forget.
     Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something    
  that you've forgotten?

     Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
     A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
     Q: How long has he lived with you?
      A: Forty-five years.
 

 

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