Saturday, 5 October 2013

Hilarious Sharp Shooters - 4

"My wife doesn't know what she wants."
"You're lucky. My wife does."

We have a quiet home life. I don't speak
to her and she doesn't speak to me.

"What do you use for washing dishes?"
"Oh, I tried many things but found my husband best."

"Why don't you give your husband a divorce?"
"What, I have lived with him for ten years and now I should make him happy?"

"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had 12 different jobs in four months."

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