Sunday, 6 October 2013

Collected Gems - 9



Overheard in a vision center: "I'm returning
glasses I bought for my husband."

"What seems to be the problem, madam?"

"He's still not seeing things my way."


"A thousand elephants a year are used to
make ivory keys for pianos."

"It's amazing that big animals can be
trained to do such fine work ..."

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