My mind not only wanders, it sometime leaves completely.
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight
shoes.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when
you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because
by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything. Then I regain
consciousness.
I gave up jogging for my health ... when my thighs kept
rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while
and it shrinks two sizes!
Courtesy: Arca Max
The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight
shoes.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when
you don't know what you're doing, someone else does.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight because
by then, your body and your fat are really good friends.
Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.
Sometimes I think I understand everything. Then I regain
consciousness.
I gave up jogging for my health ... when my thighs kept
rubbing together and setting my pantyhose on fire.
Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while
and it shrinks two sizes!
Courtesy: Arca Max
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