Immortals!

OLD AIR CONDITIONER REPAIRMEN never die, they just
lose their cool
OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die they just lose their balance.
OLD AUTO MECHANICS never die, they just retire.
OLD BANKERS never die they just lose interest.
OLD BOWLERS never die they just end up in the gutter.
OLD CARDIOLOGISTS never die, they just lose heart.

OLD COWBOYS never die, they just get the boot.
OLD CREDIT CARD USERS never die, they just get
discharged.
OLD DENTISTS never die, they just lose their pull.
OLD DOCTORS never die they just lose their patience.
OLD DRY CLEANERS never die, they just get depressed.
OLD EGYPTIANS never die, they remain in denial.