Tuesday 24 September 2013

Sarcastic Grucho Marx - 3

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
Ice Water? Get some Onions. That'll make your
eyes water!

Age is not a particularly interesting subject.
Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live
long enough.

Anyone who says he can see through women is
missing a lot.

Blood's not thicker than money.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked
for a jury.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll
be glad to make an exception.

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