Many a woman who thinks she has purchased a
dress for a ridiculous price has actually
bought it for an absurd figure.
dress for a ridiculous price has actually
bought it for an absurd figure.
When Mother was ill, Father volunteered to go to
the supermarket for her. She sent him off with a
carefully numbered list. Dad returned shortly,
very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack
the grocery bags.
the supermarket for her. She sent him off with a
carefully numbered list. Dad returned shortly,
very proud of himself, and proceeded to unpack
the grocery bags.
He had one bag of sugar, two dozen eggs, three
hams, four boxes of detergent, five boxes of
crackers, six eggplants, and seven green peppers.
hams, four boxes of detergent, five boxes of
crackers, six eggplants, and seven green peppers.
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