Nursery school teacher to class: "If you don't
stop running all over the class, sit quietly
and calm down, I'm going to call the police!"
"Yeah, what's our crime?"
"Resisting a rest."
stop running all over the class, sit quietly
and calm down, I'm going to call the police!"
"Yeah, what's our crime?"
"Resisting a rest."
Irate customer to Post Office clerk: "I went out this
morning and when I came home, I found a card saying
the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was
home. I'll have you know my husband was in all
morning! He never heard a thing!"
"I'm terribly sorry, madam. Here's your package."
"Oh good! We've been waiting for this for ages!"
"What is it, if you don't mind me asking?"
"It's my husband's new hearing aid."
morning and when I came home, I found a card saying
the mailman tried to deliver a package but no one was
home. I'll have you know my husband was in all
morning! He never heard a thing!"
"I'm terribly sorry, madam. Here's your package."
"Oh good! We've been waiting for this for ages!"
"What is it, if you don't mind me asking?"
"It's my husband's new hearing aid."
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