Eligible to Bless!

"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. For years, I've
been stealing building supplies from the lumberyard
where I work."
"How much did you take?"
"Enough to build my own house and my son's house. And
houses for my two daughters and our cottage at the
lake."
"This is very serious. I'll have to think of a far-
reaching penance for you. Have you ever done a
retreat?"
"No, Father, I haven't. But if you have the
blueprints, I can get the lumber."