I must say that I find television very educational.
The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the
library and read a book.
I sent the club a wire stating, Please accept my
resignation. I don't care to belong to any club
that will have me as a member.
I worked myself up from nothing to a state of
extreme poverty.
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this
wasn't it.
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How
he got in my pajamas I'll never know.
Marriage is a wonderful institution ... but who
wants to live in an institution?
Courtesy:BW Jokes
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