Now there's a man with an open mind -- you can feel
the breeze from here!
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage
does.
She got her good looks from her father. He's a
plastic surgeon.
There's only one way to find out if a man is honest:
ask him. If he says yes, you know he's a crook.
There's one thing I always wanted to do before I
quit: retire!
Those are my principles. If you don't like them I
have others.
Courtesy: BW Jokes
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