Satairic observations of Oscar Wilde will make u laugh

• Women are never disarmed by compliments.  Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes.
• All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy.
  No man does.  That's his.
• Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
• A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her.
• If we men married the woman we deserve, we should have a very tedious time of it.
• In married life three is company and two is none.
• A man who desires to get married should know either everything or nothing.
• Bigamy is having one wife too many.  Monogamy is the same.
• Men marry because they are tired; women, because they are curious; both are disappointed.
• As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied.
• A woman will flirt with anyone in the world, so long as other women are looking on.
• She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
• A man's face is his autobiography.  A woman's face is her work of fiction.