Do U Like Satire - Part 1

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn

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When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land. ~ Desmond Tutu

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America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman

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I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. dammit, I'm a billionaire. ~ Howard Hughes

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After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. ~ Italian proverb

Courtesy: Martha Northrup