Wednesday, 14 August 2013

Do U like Satire - Part 3


A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing. ~ Emo Philips.



Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop it yourself. ~ Harrison Ford



The best cure for sea sickness, is to sit under a tree. ~ Spike Milligan



Lawyers believe a man is innocent until proven broke. ~ Robin Hall



Kill one man and you're a murderer, kill a million and you're a conqueror. ~ Jean Rostand.

Courtesy: Martha Northrup

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