A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came
to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse
than usual."
He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars,so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer replies, "Hilary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set
herself on fire.
She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008.
So we're taking up a collection for her." The stock broker asked, "How much have you got so far?" The officer replied,"Only about 3-1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning.
He noticed a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars,so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
The officer replies, "Hilary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set
herself on fire.
She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008.
So we're taking up a collection for her." The stock broker asked, "How much have you got so far?" The officer replied,"Only about 3-1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning.
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