Observations will make U laugh

1. Some days you're the dog, some days the hydrant.
2. I finally got my head together, now my body is falling apart.
3. Funny, I don't remember being absent minded.
4. If all is not lost, where is it?
5. It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.
6. I started out with nothing...I still have most of it.
7. If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.
8. The first rule of holes: If you are in one, stop digging.
9. I went to school to become a wit, only got halfway through.
10. It was all so different before everything changed.
11. Nostalgia isn't what is used to be.
12. Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.