"The best way to garden is to put on a
wide-brimmed straw hat
and some old clothes. And with a hoe in one hand and a cold
drink in the other, tell somebody else where to dig."
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign.
Together we make mud.
What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled.
My wife's a water sign. I'm an earth sign.
Together we make mud.
What do you get if you divide the circumference
of a pumpkin by its diameter?
Pumpkin pi.
How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots of carrots.
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