A magazine recently ran a "Dilbert Quotes" contest.
They were looking for people to submit quotes from their real-life Dilbert-type
managers. These were voted the top ten quotes in corporate America :
"As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the
building using individual security cards. Pictures will be taken next
Wednesday, and employees will receive their cards in two weeks."
(This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp in Redmond WA )
(This was the winning quote from Fred Dales, Microsoft Corp in Redmond WA )
"What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we
might encounter." (Lykes Lines Shipping)
"E-mail is not to be used to pass on information or data. It
should be used only for company business." Accounting
Manager, Electric Boat Company
"This project is so important we can't let things that are
more important interfere with it." (Advertising/
Marketing manager, United Parcel Service)
Courtesy: Martha Northrup
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