Thursday 24 January 2013

DIFFICULT TO BEAT

Little Johnny was talking to a couple of boys in the school
yard. Each was bragging about how great his father was.

The first one said, "Well, my father runs the fastest. He
can fire an arrow and start to run. I tell you, he gets
there before the arrow!"

 

The second one said, "Ha! You think that's fast! My father
is a hunter. He can shoot his gun and be there before the
bullet!"

 

Little Johnny listened to the other two boys and shook his
head. He then said: "Sorry, dudes, but MY DAD is the
fastest. He's a civil servant. He stops working at 4:30, and
he's home by 3:45!"

 

 Courtesy: Irene A. Mystery.

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