Friday, 7 December 2012


The FBI had an  opening for an assassin .
After all the  background checks, interviews

And testing were  done, there were 3 finalists;

Two men and a  woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of

The men to a large  metal door and handed Him a gun.

'We  must know that you will follow your

Instructions no  matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife  sitting

In a chair ... . .  Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could

Never shoot my  wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man

For this job. Take  your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.  He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for a bout 5  minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried, but I can't  kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and  go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same  instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.  Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on  the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there  stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded  with blanks' she said. I had to beat him to death with the  chair.' 

Courtesy: Martha Northrup