Funs Galore

MURPHY'S OTHER LAWS
 
Those who live by the sword get shot by
those who don't.
 
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently
talented fool.
 
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a
50-50 chance of getting something right,
there's a 90% probability you'll get it
wrong.
 
If the shoe fits, get another one just
like it.
 
The things that come to those who wait
may be the things left by those who got
there first.

Do U Like Satire - Part 1

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn

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When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land. ~ Desmond Tutu

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America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman

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I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. dammit, I'm a billionaire. ~ Howard Hughes

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After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. ~ Italian proverb

Courtesy: Martha Northrup

WHO IS BETTER

2 guys talking...

Man 1: My doctor's a quack! My wife got treated for liver problems for 20 years, and then she dies from a heart attack!

Man 2: My doctor's much better than that. If he treats you for liver problems, you can bet your last 50 cents you're going to die of liver problems.