Tech Support - Enjoy!!!

Tech Support caller: "Can you give me the
telephone number for Jack?"
"I'm sorry, I don't understand who you are
talking about."
"I need to clean my fax machine."
"I still don't understand."
"On page 10 section 5 of the user guide it
clearly says that I need to unplug the fax
machine from the AC wall socket and
telephone Jack before cleaning. Now can you
please give me the telephone number for Jack?"

Choosing the right path!

This priest was with a dying man, the priest Whispering firmly, "Denounce the devil! Let him know how little you think of him!"

The dying man said nothing. The priest repeated his order, Still the man said nothing.

The priest asked, "Why do you refuse to denounce the devil and his evil?"

The dying man said, "Until I know for sure where I'm heading, I don't think I ought to aggravate anybody."

Alphabates!

After being married for thirty years, a wife asked her
husband to describe her.
He looked at her for a while, and then said, "You're A, B,
C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K."
She asked, "What does that mean?"
He said, "Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot."
She smiled happily and said, "Oh, that's so lovely. What
about I, J, K?"
He said, "I'm Just Kidding!"
 
Courtesy: Janice Beasley.