Laugh as U enjoy the Humour

A paramedic was being interviewed on
TV. "What was your most unusual and
challenging 9-1-1 call?"
"Recently we got a call from the church
at 11th and Walnut. A frantic usher was
very concerned that during the sermon an
elderly man passed out in a pew and
appeared to be dead. The usher could find
no pulse and there was no noticeable
breathing."
"What was so unusual and demanding about
this particular call?"
"We carried out four guys before we found
the one who was dead."

"You look glum. Whats wrong?"
"They called in a management team and gave
everyone in the office an aptitude test to
see what they were best suited for."
"Yeah, so what's the problem with that?"
"It turns out that I am best suited for
unemployment."
 

Funs Galore

MURPHY'S OTHER LAWS
 
Those who live by the sword get shot by
those who don't.
 
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently
talented fool.
 
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a
50-50 chance of getting something right,
there's a 90% probability you'll get it
wrong.
 
If the shoe fits, get another one just
like it.
 
The things that come to those who wait
may be the things left by those who got
there first.

Do U Like Satire - Part 1

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder. ~ John Glenn

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When the white missionaries came to Africa they had the Bible and we had the land. They said 'Let us pray.' We closed our eyes. When we opened them we had the Bible and they had the land. ~ Desmond Tutu

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America is the only country where a significant proportion of the population believes that professional wrestling is real but the moon landing was faked. ~ David Letterman

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I'm not a paranoid, deranged millionaire. dammit, I'm a billionaire. ~ Howard Hughes

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After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. ~ Italian proverb

Courtesy: Martha Northrup