21 Reasons Why English Is Hard To Learn – Part 1

1. The bandage was wound around the wound
2. The farm was used to produce produce
3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse
4. We must polish the Polish furniture
5. He could lead if he would get the lead out
6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert
7. Since there was no time like the present he thought it was time to present the present
8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum
9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes
10. I did not object to the object

Courtesy: Martha Northrup

Pedestrians

My husband works in the fuels squadron at an Air Force base,
and many of his co-workers complain about the superior
attitude of the pilots.
 
One day the fuel guys decided to put things in perspective
for the proud pilots. They all came to work wearing shirts
inscribed, "Without fuel, pilots are pedestrians."
 
 Courtesy: Amber Anderson (via Reader's Digest)

LAUGH AND ENJOY THE HUMOUR

A student walks into a car showroom and after a long talk with a salesman, he picks the car he wants to buy.
-- ``Do you have the cash to pay for it, Sir, or will you be making a hire purchase agreement?''
-- ``I'll buy it on HP, thanks.''
So the student dictates his details to the salesman, who fills in the HP application. Then, to the salesman's astonishment, he signs at the bottom of the form with a big cross and a little cross.
-- ``What are these crosses?''
-- ``Well, the big cross is my name and the little cross is `BSc (Agriculture).'''