Friday 26 September 2014

Pragmatic!

Pete's wife went to the newspaper to have them run her
husband's obituary. The newsman said, "It's a dollar a
word. I remember Pete and it's too bad about him passing
away."

"Thank you for the kind words. I only have two dollars,
so I guess we'll just write, "Pete died."

"I tell you what -- since Pete was such a nice guy I'll
give you three more words at no charge."

"Thank you very much. That's extremely kind of you.
Please make it say 'Pete died. Boat for sale'."

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