Tit-bits

While replacing some roof tiles, my friend fell from a ladder.
His ankle broken, he called out for help and his neighbor's
four-year-old came to his side.
"Don't worry," she said, disappearing into her house.
Minutes later she returned in her nurse's outfit, carrying a
medical bag.
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It must have taken a lot of courage to discover that frogs'
legs are edible.
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Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on
the same side
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I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy.