Monday, 25 March 2013

Lexophiles will enjoy - Part 3

When a clock is hungry .  .  .  it goes back four seconds

The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine .  .  .  was fully recovered.


He had a photographic memory .  .  .  which was never developed.

Those who get too big for their britches will be .  .  .  exposed in the end.

When she saw her first strands of gray hair, .  .  .  she thought she'd dye.



If you don't pay your exorcist .  .  .  you can get repossessed.

With her marriage, she got a new name .  .  .  and a dress.

A bicycle can't stand alone; .  .  .  it is two tired.

In a democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, . it's your Count that votes.

Courtesy: Martha Northrup

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