Monday 1 October 2012

Never Indulge In Counterfeiting

Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his
stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow
inmates. The warden knew that, deep down, Andy was a good
person. So, the warden made arrangements for the inmate to
learn a trade while doing his time.

Some three years later, Andy was recognized as one of the

best carpenters in the local area. Often, he would be given
a weekend pass to do odd jobs for citizens of the community.
And, he always reported back to prison by early Sunday
evening. Andy was a model inmate.

One day, the warden considered remodeling his kitchen,

though he lacked the skills to build a set of kitchen
cupboards and a large counter top. So, he called Andy into
his office and asked him to do the job for him. To the
warden's surprise, Andy simply refused to help.

"But, you're an expert. Andy, I really need your help," said

the warden.

"Gosh, warden, I'd really like to help you, but counter

fitting is what got me into prison in the first place."
 



 Courtesy: Big Mac Clean Joke Attack.

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