Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A: Newly Webs
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Q: Two men meet as one is going into a rest room and the other
is coming out. What are their nationalities?
A: One is Russian and the other is Finnish.
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All I can find is this old wrapping paper. Oh well, I guess
it'll have to do for the present.

I work for an airline reservations office and was describing
the rules for a deep-discount airfare to a customer. I ended
by saying "This fare doesn't allow any checked baggage."
"That's okay," the customer responded quickly. "Mine are
striped."