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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 80?
A: "Counsellor."
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 70?
A: "Your Honor."
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 60?
A: "Congressman."
Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
A: "Senator."
 
NOTE: This is a nonpartisan joke list. If you
want to see the one about a lawyer with an IQ
of 40 being called "Mr. President" you'll have
to go elsewhere.

Better than Heaven!

A widower went to a psychic to see if he could
contact his late wife. The psychic went into a
trance. A strange breeze wafted through the
darkened room. Suddenly, the man heard the
unmistakable voice of his dearly departed wife.
"Honey!" he cried. "Is that you?"
"Yes, my husband."
"Are you happy?"
"Yes, my husband."
"Happier than you were with me?"
"Yes, my husband ... much happier!"
"Then Heaven must be an amazing place!"
"Uhhh ... I'm not in Heaven, dear."

Home Sweet Home!

  The members of my wife's bridge club were exchanging stories of
their days camping with their families in the 1950's. Each
related how they remembered the primitive conditions like
gathering wood, pumping well water and carrying it to the
campsite, using an outhouse, and so forth.

Finally one woman asked my wife, who was raised in rural
Montana, if she had ever done any camping.

"Oh, no, we didn't bother," she replied. "We had all those
inconveniences at home."