What an unique Lover!

A girl came back home from the school and asked her grandmother, "Granny, what is a lover ?"

"A lover!!" the grandmother said. "Let me think. Lov... Lover... Oh, my God!"



She rushed to the wall, pulled aside the hanging rug, revealing a hidden closet door.

She unlocked the door, and a skeleton of a young man fell out from the closet.

Hilarious Sharp Shooters - 1

Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?"
Wife: "I couldn't lift the table."

"What did one ghost say to another?"
"Do you believe in people?"

My friend has a fine watch dog.
At any suspicious noise he wakes the dog and the dog begins to bark.

They call our language the mother tongue
because the father seldom gets to speak.

"Room Service? Can you send up a towel?"
"Please wait someone else is using it."

Skip it!

The doctor puts the overweight blonde on a strict diet.
"I want you to eat regular meals for two days, then
skip a day, and repeat this procedure for a month. The
next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five
pounds."
When the blonde returns, she's lost over twenty pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow
my instructions?"
"Yes. I'll tell you, though, Doctor, I thought I was
going to drop dead that third day."
"From hunger, you mean?"
"No, from skipping."