- AOL
- Always off line
- ISDN
- It Still Does Nothing
- APPLE
- Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
- SCSI
- System Can't See It
- DOS
- Defective Operating System
- BASIC
- Bill's Attempt to Seize Industry Control
- IBM
- I Blame Microsoft
- DEC
- Do Expect Cuts
- CD-ROM
- Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete Monthly
- OS/2
- Obsolete Soon, Too.
- WWW
- World Wide Wait
- MACINTOSH
- Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
- PENTIUM
- Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Math
- COBOL
- Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
- AMIGA
- A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction
- LISP
- Lots of Infuriating Silly Parenthesis
- MIPS
- Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
- WINDOWS
- Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
- MICROSOFT
- Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
One Stop Blog 2 Enjoy Lighter Side Of Life With Family And Friends In A Clean Environment
Wednesday 28 August 2013
These Acronyms will make U laugh
Tuesday 27 August 2013
So Punctual!
After waiting more than an hour and a half for her date,
Sarah decided she had been stood up.
Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas
and slippers, fixed some popcorn and hot chocolate, and
resigned herself to an evening of TV.
No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV when the
doorbell rang. Her dad went to the door, and there stood her
date.
He took one look at Sarah on the couch and gasped. "I'm two
hours late and she's still not ready?"
Courtesy: Doc's Daily Chuckle
Sarah decided she had been stood up.
Exasperated, she changed from her dinner dress into pajamas
and slippers, fixed some popcorn and hot chocolate, and
resigned herself to an evening of TV.
No sooner had she flopped down in front of the TV when the
doorbell rang. Her dad went to the door, and there stood her
date.
He took one look at Sarah on the couch and gasped. "I'm two
hours late and she's still not ready?"
Courtesy: Doc's Daily Chuckle
Monday 26 August 2013
Him! And Him! And Him!
The minister and the church board called a special meeting of the
congregation to explain some desperate needs of the building that
had to be fixed before winter set in - roof, boiler, etc. "The board
approved that we should take a special offering today to get these
repairs underway right away. As they pass the plates to you, I
promise that the one who gives the greatest offering will be allowed
to pick 3 hymns for next week's service."
The plates were passed and brought to the minister, who discovered a $1,000 bill on top. "Oh my!, how wonderful! Who gave this $1,000 bill?"
A little old lady in the back shyly raised her hand. "Oh Mabel, how generous you are! How blessed we are! Come up and let us thank you!"
When Mabel got to the front with all the applause of the congregation, the minister invited her to select the hymns she wanted.
Mabel slowly turned around to face the congregation, stretched out her arm and said, "I pick him! And him! And him!
Courtesy:Steve Sanderson.
The plates were passed and brought to the minister, who discovered a $1,000 bill on top. "Oh my!, how wonderful! Who gave this $1,000 bill?"
A little old lady in the back shyly raised her hand. "Oh Mabel, how generous you are! How blessed we are! Come up and let us thank you!"
When Mabel got to the front with all the applause of the congregation, the minister invited her to select the hymns she wanted.
Mabel slowly turned around to face the congregation, stretched out her arm and said, "I pick him! And him! And him!
Courtesy:Steve Sanderson.
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