The Economy is So Bad

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street."

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to
share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by
Somali pirates.

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy,
wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds,
etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in
Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all
excited, and asked if I could drive a truck...


Courtesy:  Janice Beasley.

Lexophiles will enjoy - Part 1

To write with a broken pencil is .  .  .  pointless.

When fish are in schools they sometimes .  .  .  take debate.

A thief who stole a calendar .  .  .  got twelve months.

When the smog lifts in Los Angeles .  .  .  U.C.L.A.

The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes .  .  .  was on shaky ground.

The batteries were given out .  .  .  free of charge.

A dentist and a manicurist married.  .  .  they fought tooth and nail.

A will is a .  .  .  dead giveaway.


Courtesy: Martha Northrup

Ended in a Tie!

Did you hear about the two silk worms who were in a race?

They both ended up in a tie.