Enjoy The Humour

In the good ol' U.S. of A., buses will have a sign saying "Don't speak to the driver."

In Germany, the sign reads: "It is strictly forbidden for passengers to speak to the driver."

In England: "You are graciously requested to refrain from speaking to the driver."

In Scotland: "What have you got to gain by speaking to the driver?"

And in Italy: "Don't answer the driver."

MEET THE FAMILY OF TATES

Do you know how many members of the TATE family belong to our organization?
 
There is old man DICK TATE who wants to run everything, while Uncle RO TATE tries to change everything.
 
Their sister, AGI TATE, stirs up plenty of trouble with help rom her husband, IRRI TATE.
 
Whenever new projects are suggested, HESI TATE and his wife, VEGI TATE, want to wait until next year.
 
Brother FACILI TATE is quite helpful in group matters.
 
And a happy member is Ms. FELICI TATE.
 
Cousins COGI TATE and MEDI TATE always think things over and lend a helpful steady hand.
 
And, of course, there is the bad seed in the family, AMPU TATE, who has cut himself off completely from the rest of the organization.
 
 Courtesy: Donna Eaker

SARCASTIC REPARTEE

Miriam Hopkins vs. an anonymous singer

Courtesy: Martha Northrup