HILARIOUS

Mechanical Engineers vs. Civil Engineers 
 
Q: What is the difference between mechanical engineers and
civil engineers?
 
A: Mechanical engineers build weapons; civil engineers build
targets.
 
 Courtesy: ArcaMax Jokes.

HILARIOUS ANECDOTE TO EVOKE A HEARTY LAUGHTER

Presidential Aide - Mr. Reagan!. Mr Reagan Sir!!! The Russians have just landed on the Moon! And they've started to paint it red! What shall we do?
Ronnie - Come back when they've finished, son.
P.A. [later] - Mr. Reagan Sir. The Russians have painted a quarter of the moon red!
Ronnie - Don't worry about it, son. Tell me when they've finished.
P.A. [still later] - Mr. Reagan Sir. The Russians have now painted half the moon red! Aren't you going to do anything?
Ronnie - Nope, not yet.
P.A. [still later and even more anxious] - Mr. Reagan Sir. The Russians have now painted THREE-QUARTERS of the moon red! Can we bomb them, Sir? Please, Sir?
Ronnie - [ as before ]
P.A. - Mr Reagan. They've painted the WHOLE moon red!
Ronnie - OK. Now call NASA, and tell them to get a rocket up there, with plenty of white paint, and paint "Coca-Cola" across it.

CAUTION! INTERNET ADDICTION IS TERMINAL

Apparently, independent studies have discovered that the Internet is an addictive agent that is just as powerful as drugs or alcohol.
 
However, researchers go on to say that the Internet is
actually much more dangerous than these addictive
substances, since it is a terminal addiction.
 
 Courtesy: ArcaMax Jokes.