HOW 2 BECOME A FREE MAN

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The
soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown,
say, "That's not it," and put it down again. This went on
for some time until the general arranged to have the soldier
psychologically tested.

The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged and
wrote out his discharge from the army.

The soldier picked it up, smiled, and said, "That's it."

 Courtesy: Doc's Daily Chuckle.

How 2 Receive Phone Calls

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang but instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

"Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?"

"The jerk called back!"

Story Of A Successful Insurance Seller

A man walked into an insurance office and asked for a job.
"We don't need anyone," the manager replied.

"You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell anyone anytime
anything."

"We have two prospects that no one has been able to sell to.
If you can sell just one, you have a job."

He was gone for about two hours and returned and handed the
manager two checks, one for an $80,000 policy and another
for a $50,000 policy. "How in the world did you do that?"
the manager asked.

"I told you I'm the world's best salesman. I can sell anyone
anytime anything."

"Did you get a urine sample?" the manager asked him.

"Why's that?" he asked.

"Well, if you sell a policy over $40,000, the company
requires a urine sample. Take these two bottles and go back
and get urine samples."

He was gone for about eight hours and then he walked in with
two 5-gallon buckets, one in each hand. He set the buckets
down and reached in his shirt pocket, producing two bottles
of urine. After setting them on the desk, he said, "Here's
Mr. Brown's, and this one is Mr. Smith's."

"That's good," the manager said, "but what's in those two
buckets?"

"Well, I passed by the school house and they were having a
state teachers convention. I sold them a group policy!"  

 Courtesy: ArcaMax Jokes.