Netting The Surf

A father and son saw a fisherman standing waist-deep in the
water, repeatedly casting a net into the surging tide, but
it seemed every time he pulled it in, the net was empty.

"Look how hard he works to support his family," Dad
observed. "We can learn a lot from his perseverance."

"Aw, Dad," quipped his computer-savvy son, "he isn't
working; he's just netting the surf!"

- Reader's Digest

Bank on Strike

Did you hear the one about the bank where the employees went
on strike, leaving the bank officers to do the teller's
tasks?

While the strike was on, a customer called the bank to ask
if they were open.

They told her that they had two windows open.

Then the caller asked, "Can't I just come through the front
door?"
  Courtesy : Doc's Daily Chuckle.

FOOLISH EMPLOYER

The owner of a large factory decided to make a surprise
visit and check up on his staff. Walking though the plant,
he noticed a young man leaning lazily against a post.

"Just how much are you being paid a week?" said the owner
angrily.

"Three hundred bucks," replied the young man.

Taking out a fold of bills from his wallet, the owner
counted out $300, slapped the money into the boy's hands,
and said, "Here's a week's pay -- now get out and don't come
back!"

Turning to one of the supervisors, he said, "How long has
that lazy bum been working here anyway?"

"He's not an employee," said the supervisor. "He was just
here to deliver a pizza!"
 
Courtesy: Thomas Ellsworth.