Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?
A: Newly Webs
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Q: Two men meet as one is going into a rest room and the other
is coming out. What are their nationalities?
A: One is Russian and the other is Finnish.
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All I can find is this old wrapping paper. Oh well, I guess
it'll have to do for the present.

I work for an airline reservations office and was describing
the rules for a deep-discount airfare to a customer. I ended
by saying "This fare doesn't allow any checked baggage."
"That's okay," the customer responded quickly. "Mine are
striped."

How to manage a Football Team!

The University of North Carolina football team has
announced plans to expand to three squads next year.
One squad will play offense, another will play defense
and the third will attend classes.