Hard Realization!

A man is standing outside the gates of Heaven. St.
Peter approaches and says "Can I help you?"
The man replies "No thanks." He continues to stand
on the clouds.
"Are you sure I can't help you?"
"No. That's fine."
A short time later St. Peter approaches the man
again. "Look, you do realize that if you're here,
you're dead -- right?"
"Oh I realize that. I'm just waiting for the Medics
down there to realize that."

Do You Agree - 1

Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock.

To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy.

The road to success??.. Is always under construction.

Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk.

In order to get a Loan, you first need to prove that you have ability to repay back.

All the desirable things in life are either illegal, expensive or fattening.

Since Light travels faster than Sound, people appear brighter before you hear them speak.

Everyone has a scheme of getting rich?.. Which never works.

If at first you don't succeed?. Destroy all evidence that you ever tried.

You can never determine which side of the bread to butter. If it falls down, it will always land on the buttered side.

Anything dropped on the floor will roll over to the most inaccessible corner.

What a puzzle!

One morning a blonde calls her friend and says, "Please come over and help me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to start it."

Her friend asks, "What is it a puzzle of?"

The blonde says, "From the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

The friend figures he's pretty good at puzzles, so he heads over to her place. She let him in and shows him to the table where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a minute, then studies the box.

He then turns to her and says, "First, no matter what I do, I'm not going to be able to show you how to assemble these to look like the picture ofthat tiger."

"Second, I'd advise you to have a cup of coffee and put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box!