Tech Support - III

Customer: Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't
print. Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'.
I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of
the monitor, but the computer still says he can't find
it.

Tech support: What's on your monitor now, ma'am?
 
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend won at the State
Fair.

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"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman
wanted to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a
remote control for a television set in her purse.
 

"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.
 

"No, but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I
figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him
legally."

Tech Support - 2

Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one.
Tech support: Click on the 'my computer' icon on to
the left of the screen.
Customer: Your left or my left?


Customer: I can't get on the Internet.
Tech support: Are you sure you used the right password?
Customer: Yes, I'm sure. I saw my coworker do it.
Tech support: Can you tell me what the password was?
Customer: Five asterisks.