Don't go for lab work and cat scan!

A man brought a very limp dog into the veterinary clinic. As he lay the dog on the table, the doctor pulled out his stethoscope, placing the receptor on the dog's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm sorry, but your dog has passed away."

"What?" screamed the man. "How can you tell? You haven't done any testing on him or anything. I want another opinion!"

With that, the vet turned and left the room. In a few moments, he returned with a Labrador Retriever. The Retriever went right to work, checking the poor dead dog out thoroughly.

After a considerable amount of sniffing, the Labrador sadly shook his head and said, "Bark".

The veterinarian then took the Labrador out and returned in a few moments with a cat, who also checked out the poor dog on the table. As had his predecessors, the cat sadly shook his head and said, "Meow." He then jumped off the table and ran out of the room.

The doctor handed the man a bill for $400. The dog's owner went crazy and said "$400! Just to tell me my dog is dead? This is outrageous!"

The vet shook his head sadly and explained. "If you had taken my word for it, it would have been $50, but with the Lab work and the cat scan..."

Choco Cake Please!

"Tomorrow morning I'm going to make an old-fashioned
breakfast with eggs, ham, biscuits and grits."

"But, Mommy, you know I don't like eggs."

"You like pancakes don't you?"

"Yes."

"There are eggs in pancakes. You like French toast,
right?"

"Yes."

"There are eggs in French toast. There are eggs in a
lot of your favorite foods."

The next morning, Mom asked, "How do you want me to
cook the eggs?"

"In a chocolate cake, please."

Personal Web Sight!

I had just finished eating a beautiful dinner that my mother
had prepared for our family. As I glanced up at the
chandelier over the table, I was mesmerized by the creative
handiwork a spider had woven around the prisms and
lightbulbs. "Don't look up there!" my mother screamed. "It's
the one thing I was too tired to clean!"

"Don't look where?" my brother asked.

"There!" my mother pointed. "It's my own personal web
sight!"


Courtesy: FranCMT2.