Laugh at the wisdom !

Two blondes were riding around looking for a place to
have a picnic. One blonde said, "Hey, lets have a
picnic over there under that tree."
"No, no, lets have it in the middle of the road."
They finally decided to have the picnic in the center
of the road. Not long afterwards a car came speeding
towards them, saw them picnicking on the road directly
ahead, swerved off the road and ran into the tree.
The second blonde said, "See? If we were over there,
we'd be dead right now."

God Bless U!

May God bless you with a restless discomfort about easy answers, half-truths and superficial relationships, so that you may seek truth boldly and love deep within your heart.

May God bless you with holy anger at injustice, oppression, and exploitation of people, so that you may tirelessly work for justice, freedom, and peace among all people.

May God bless you with the gift of tears to shed with those who suffer from pain, rejection, starvation, or the loss of all that they cherish, so that you may reach out your hand to comfort them and transform their pain into joy.

May God bless you with enough foolishness to believe that you really CAN make a difference in this world, so that you are able, with God's grace, to do what others claim cannot be done.

And the blessing of God the Supreme Majesty and our Creator, Jesus Christ the Incarnate Word who is our brother and Saviour, and the Holy Spirit, our Advocate and Guide, be with you and remain with you, this day and forevermore.

AMEN.

How to get better grades!

The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school.
One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her
on the shoulder and said, "I don't want to scare you, but my
daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going
to get a spanking."

Courtesy:Pastor Tim

"Hey, Dad, good news!" "Oh?" "Remember you promised to pay me ten dollars if I passed
math?" "Yes ... ?" "Well, I spared you the expense!"